Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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