WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
These tits shall not be calmed
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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