While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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