I'm pants shitting drunk right now
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This house was built for laser tag.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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