if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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