porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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