D3 body, D1 cock
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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