Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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