I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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