i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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