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I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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