brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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