Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize
