Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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