It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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