wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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