i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He better not be in your backpack
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
