she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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