been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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