She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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