If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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