I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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