is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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