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Puke
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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