its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
