My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I forget how to act sober
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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