drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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