i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
