dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I want to be your penis for a week.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
A+ Viking dick
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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