Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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