a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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