hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
