Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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