Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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