Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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