Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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