No awkward lesbian experiences without me
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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