I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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