just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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