Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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