Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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