I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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