doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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