Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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