Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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