we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm sobbing to NWA
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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