Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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