Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She announced her abortion via fbk
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
my nose is crying tears of wow.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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