that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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