I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think a kid would responsible me up
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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